snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

p-mail address

Usually of the yahoo,hotmail or any other free e-mail address domain, made for having nude pictures sent without having to download them to your computer. The 'p' meaning picture.

Yeah baby just send 'em to my p-mail address then i'll send you my pics.

by allienj June 26, 2008

hard mail

Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.

(verb or modified noun)

My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.

or

My grandfather only accepts hard mail.

by Pam Walatka February 10, 2009

White mail

An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.

I gave some white mail to Jim from the workplace last night after he pissed me off yesterday.

by #NOTTHEREALME May 20, 2020

e-mail nazi

a person who manipulates e-mail threaders and controls what people say and read and what language they use like hitler and the nazi regime.

Sofia was being such an e-mail nazi on the hard candy threader.

by Patrick Wilson May 6, 2006

S-mail

Abbreviation of Snail Mail, referring to postal mail delivered by angry men in blue shorts.

“I got an extra print of that roller coaster snapshot, want it?”
“Yeah”
“What's your S-mail?”

by Najintrigue July 13, 2010

fan mail

Letters or packages sent to someone who is typically famous from a fan and its not considered stalking, weird, creepy, or scary. It gives fans a chance to show how much they love that person

"Omg i love Collins Key so much"

"You should send him some fan mail"
"Good idea!"

by ILoveCollinsKey November 19, 2013