Malene

Malene is a retard who always ends with enormous boyfriend with a little penis. He's a fat bastard and don't care about Malene. She is incredible beatiful, but doesent know it her self + she got enormous boobs! she's a real catch!!

" Do you think her boobs are real? If they are, DAMN - that's Malene for sure!! "

by Kjottleik February 4, 2010

Mactentious

Adjective describing those who purchase Apple products in order to fit in with the "cool" crowd. The Mactentious often bring their Macbooks and iPads in coffee shops pretending to read various blogs and classic literature. The Mactentious will argue without reason that everyone should own a Mac due to it's superiority, ignoring all logical arguments. Mactentious people will often be seen wearing scarves, fedoras, and only drink fair trade coffee.

Johnny: How do I view the properties for this folder? Your mouse has no right click.

Jimmy: Right click? Pfftt. Well, you COULD change the settings to activate a right click. But the Mac is perfect as it is.

Johnny: Your so Mactentious.

by Musehobo October 26, 2010

maclell

One who friendzones girls across the nation. A maclell can instantly make eye contact and it is automatically implied that he is best friends with that girl.

Mike: I'm actually kind of pissed, bro.

John: Why?

Mike: I just maclelled that girl over there

John: Hah dude there's no way.

Mike: Dude...she's making me pick out her prom dress for her boyfriend tomorrow.

John: Fuck, bro

by masterslayer98 June 28, 2014

maculent

Maculent (macul- maculate, apperance, clothing, tidiness), ent- state of being. Maculent your state of being regarding clothes, apperence, exc.

how maculent do i look in this dress?

by smithers to the motherfuckin R June 11, 2016

mackencia

Pretty, flawless nice but sometimes mean has an evil and nice personality has sweet friends Can be kind to others. Really loud sometimes. Loyal person is an independent woman

Mackencia is a pretty and nice girl and is a great best friend.

by AYEEEEE nini November 13, 2017

Mackenzie

Mackenzie has wavy hair with freckles and prominent features. The average Mackenzie will date men 3 years older with facial hair. She has a group of 3 friends including her s.o. and future bridesmaid.

Look at Mackenzie, she is so funny.

by AldySkid November 17, 2017

Mackenzie

A super hot,funny, compassionate,sweet adorable guy(GUY).He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious .

Mackenzie is a very good and loyal friend

by Jack pascal January 5, 2018