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Joshua Mack

You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Ahhh Joshua Mack is Skull fucking me!!!!
by God 420 69 May 7, 2019
mugGet the Joshua Mackmug.

macking the shizzle

Just getting in there, getting after it, like in the meat.
I was totally macking the shizzle of this broad when my teeth exploded.
by Ktrain July 8, 2019
mugGet the macking the shizzlemug.

mack g'd

To disappear from ones place of employment without notice. Seemingly to participate in frivolous acts of debauchery.
Has anyone seen Joe? We need to finish these reports.

I think he Mack G'd on our asses.
by SSgt May 22, 2014
mugGet the mack g'dmug.

mack the cat

The act of licking vagina.

Performing oral sex on a female, cunnilingus.
Jason: Did you mack the cat last night?
Stu: Def.
by Victoriaaa July 12, 2006
mugGet the mack the catmug.

mack daddy

1. mastah pimp

2. when larger in size, he is usually referred to as the Big Mac daddy. closely related to the Burger King, the Big Mac Daddy is a huge pimp.
1. that guy is a mack daddy!

2. Big Mac Daddy loves to see you smile whule burdoning you with high cholesterol and grams of fat
by o'doyle rules July 1, 2006
mugGet the mack daddymug.

L Mack

a man who can walk into a room and bone any bitch around. also a person who probably already has boned every bitch around.
by leonardaw August 31, 2008
mugGet the L Mackmug.

mack and leave

Mack & Leave is a term stating that you hooked-up with some random guy and left him afterward. He texts calls i.m's and stalks you but you've already moved on to the next guy.
Tis' the season to be mackin! __ VS.
LEARN IT AND LIVE IT LADIES!
girl: oh i mack and leave; relationships dont get me deep.
by ohsostrange December 9, 2009
mugGet the mack and leavemug.

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