maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

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ill munch

Some delicious fucking shit, typically a fast food.

"Dude that party was fucking sick, but I'm starving now. Who's up for some ill munch?"

by illmaster5000 December 30, 2009

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fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022

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Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.

"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"

by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013

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