Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

messy

Not involved in other peoples affairs, avoids drama.

I like her, she’s not messy.

by Michelle Diamond September 30, 2020

Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.

Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!

by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022

Messi youngest son

Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.

It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.

yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.

by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 11, 2022

Messy pussy

Her pussy is nasty and leaks.

She has a messy pussy. Throw him a towel he just had messy pussy.

by Halalujer September 11, 2022

Messy moment

When a person smears diarrhea all over

I had such a messy moment yesterday

by Tjklkj May 8, 2022