Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.

by Ninja Yoshi October 20, 2019

Mental Rape

League of Legends

League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.

by Amongussussyballsfortnite September 4, 2021

Mental capas

A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take.

Me: Says a joke.

Jonathan: I don't get it.

Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.

by get it right the first time May 31, 2009

Heard Mentality

When somebody hears something and believes it to be fact even though it is just hearsay, and splits off into a new herd of sheeple.

Susan whispers to the new secretary Gina, "Here comes Jimmy. Don't give him any attention because he has 'Heard Mentality' and will go on and on if he thinks you believe him."
Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."

by mayfieldenator February 10, 2021

Mental Landmine

A cute girl u think is normal and hook up with only to realize she is screwed up in the head. they are virtually undetectable at first glance. Red flags include; talking about her father when she is naked, weird fetishes, asking what number personality you are, if she tells you she is psychic or compares her psychic abilities to others, etc . no matter how hot she maybe be aware of the possible mental landmine that can/will ruin a perfectly good hook up.

A: I just hooked up with Halley

B: Good Shit she was cute.

A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.

B: now that's a Mental Landmine

by juan the don October 6, 2010

mental age

A mental age is your age mentally. Like how you act...

mom can I curse and have a boyfriend yet? my mental age is 13-18 ;)

by Skiskyy November 5, 2017

Mental Boner

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

by Candles18 July 9, 2011