A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.
by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011
Get the McDickHead mug.The source of all obesity in the world. The reason the United States has such a problem with being fit. They serve the absolute shittiest excuse for "food" and expect you to pay for it. "Big Mac" is their signature piece of shit on the menu, among other shit that they claim is now "healthier", but really isn't at all. Basically, if you eat there you are bound for a life of obesity and other health problems.
Guy 1: "Hey man its time for lunch; Want to go to McDonald's?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".
Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".
Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)
by BIGRED1313 November 7, 2011
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Mcdiving is the art of jumping over the counter in Mcdonalds. Most common attempted by students, this can get you tossed out of McDonalds, cussed out by the manager, and a good kick in the ribs.
Student 1: Bro! I dare you to McDive!
Student 2: I got this!
*student 2 McDives*
Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!
*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*
Student 2: I got this!
*student 2 McDives*
Manager: Get out of here you dirty rectum!
*Manager kicks Student 2 in ribs*
by Licking Sally April 2, 2013
Get the McDive mug.Dude, we've really got to go, I just took a fucking huge McDump and now the toilets backed up, there's crap everywhere and people are crying
by ManWhore89 April 9, 2015
Get the McDump mug.When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal
by anuslasgna April 10, 2015
Get the McDonald's Happy Meal mug.I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack
by Robbo14981 November 8, 2019
Get the McDonalder mug.Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.
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