Matthew

Someone who bigs themselves up too much

Shut up matthew, you’re not that great

by Sucker1746 March 9, 2019

Matthew

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019

Matthew

Someone who pulls there hair and puts it on the shower wall

Man Matthew destroyed my shower

by Swagbeats420 October 15, 2017

Matthew

A snake. Fake. Never trust him. A bum. Watch out or he'll rob you. If you ever see him the first thing u do is slap him.

Watch out it's Matthew he's gonna rob us

by bob boby November 4, 2017

Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

by ggedab December 13, 2017

Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017

Matthew

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew

Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!

by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013