A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
Get the Mat-TOCKmug. by texasrot January 21, 2024
Get the mattingmug. A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010
Get the Hemp Matmug. Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
Get the Welcome Matmug. by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024
Get the Loser Matmug. by suck ass December 9, 2019
Get the [Vegno mat]mug. by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020
Get the Mats M1ldemug.