Malachi

Malachi is a known faggot to like men.

Malachi was seen fucking an old guy at the back of Walmart.

by Hi I djdygddd May 25, 2020

Malachi

A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry

Wow look at Malachi on his bike again

by Ikoubnjfkbn June 1, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020

Malachy

Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.

Maybe one day Malachy will find a real soul mate, but it's doubtful.

by sexyduckling August 8, 2020

Malachi

A fucking idiot.

His name was Malachi and he won't shut the fuck up.

by TheAmazingJaso October 30, 2020

magacine

Vaccine to the Novel Carona virus (Covid-19) that was developed as a direct result of Donald Trump's Operation Warp Speed.

"You should stay out of New York right now. People are dropping like flies".
"It's ok. I already had my Magacine"

by Master_Right November 20, 2020

MAGACUCKED

Someone who thought Donald Trump was gonna be re-elected in the 2020 election. MAGA is Trump's slogan that stands for "Make America Great Again!" Getting cucked feels like something getting stolen and you become jealous. If you combine the two, you get the word, "MAGACUCK."

Guy 1: TRUMP 2020! 4 MORE YEARS OF LIBERAL TEARS!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF! THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!

Guy 2: GET MAGACUCKED!

by Hazing@420 December 2, 2020