Mac User

Someone who doesn't know anything about computers but still wants to feel superior.

PC User: I just got a new computer today. It's pretty awesome
Mac User: Well I just bought a Mac. It's eco-friendly.
PC User: Really? How fast is your Mac.
Mac User: Well it's a Mac, so... you know...
PC User: No I don't actually, please explain.
Mac User: Well, um... the processor... fast... RAM... gigabyte... Mac... *head explodes*

by justinmorneau April 14, 2009

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Big Mac

A heart attack

MMMM... big mac, Agghhh! Uhh...

by whoop dee doo August 04, 2003

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Mac out

make over

Carter: wait a second. We can’t go like this. Look at this place, we gotta look fly. We gotta Mac out
(taken from Rush hour 2)

by fiekha March 30, 2011

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Mac Genius

The low of the low when it comes to tech support.

Also seen as an oxymoron in most tech circles.

Friend A: (Talking to friend who is a Mac Genius) Hey, can you help me with this problem I am having on this Server?

Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?

Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.

Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?

by NetSecHelp August 24, 2010

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Mac Attack

A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.

A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.

Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?

Conway - What you got planned?

Laurence - A Mac Attack what else

Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'

by The OG Mac Attacker January 25, 2011

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