Chinese logic

The logic employed in Chinese-speaking communities throughout the world. Linked closely to Chinese language and culture and, as such, often confuses and confounds outsiders.

A: Check it out. A guy from Taiwan submitted a resume to us that includes his blood type. What's up with that?

B: Get with the program. He's just using Chinese logic. They include that information on resumes over there.

by Amy Wang December 12, 2006

logic

Something that makes mathematical sense.

Exact reasoning, or knowing what is true and how to know whether it is true.

The by-product of thinking without relying on emotions.

Simple logic: If the kid smokes weed and smoking weed will cause cancer, therefore the kid will get cancer. (even though that's open for debate).

There is no form of logic in a woman's method of thinking.

by AYB October 18, 2003

logie

when you get called on in class but you dont even know what fucking class youre in

teacher: ummm, barry, do you have the answer?
barry: *doesnt even know what class hes in* 47?
teacher: no, its pathetic fallacy
barry: logie

by yeetyeet i like feet January 20, 2019

Logic

Logic: A system of reasoning.

Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.
Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.

Leviathan was at his best today, attempting to defy logic.

by anonymous June 12, 2004

Logiced

Owned by logic

Her: Wow, you dont have any balls
Me: Your right, I dont.... I have testicles. BITCH YOU JUST GOT LOGICED

by LOGICEDYOURFACE August 19, 2009

band logic

Another word for "stupid" a.k.a. the opposite of logic. While the term originates from nonsensical events that occur in band or other organized groups, it can also be applied in situations outside of such groups.

I have no clue. That's some serious band logic.

by idontknow69 October 29, 2010

goth logic

A belief held by goths that they are somehow more special than your average person. If you ask a goth to describe goths as a whole, they will tell you that goths are smart, intelligent, and creative people. This is a fallacy, they are no more smart/dumb/creative/good looking/ugly than any other group. They're average, like everyone else.

Person who wrote the top definition of goth on urbandictionary -- "Goths are also very intelligent and creative."

Random person-- "Stop using goth logic. You're not any more special than anyone else, despite the fact you wear a black leather corset."

by TheManikin December 22, 2008