zipper lickin pond lizard 

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!

That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.

zipper lickin pond lizard by Ringer77 May 31, 2018

Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.

Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it

Blue tongue lizard by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019

Jizz Lizard 

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.

"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."

Jizz Lizard by Matt McCune March 31, 2008

road lizard

Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.

That girl is crazy as a road lizard!

road lizard by Altairisfar October 28, 2007

Feed My Lizard 

Suck my dick. Or, give me pussy.

Man: Hey, bitch. feed my lizard.
Bitch: Fuck Off!!!

Feed My Lizard by Sass,MasterOf Sass March 28, 2009

Lipo-Lizard

A person (usually female) that hs been subjected to lots of plastic surgery, liposuction, collagen injections, etc. 'Lipo' comes from the word 'liposuction'. 'Lizard' comes from the skin being very tight around the jaw and neckline, thus making the face look reptillian in nature. Also emphasis on over-inflated lips from collagen injections, adding to the reptillian (or amphibian) effect. Breast implants can also factor in the defintion.

"Hanging out at Nordstrom's, we saw some lipo-lizard, she looked like she had at least 20k worth of surgery done on her face....."

Lipo-Lizard by Mr B Shamrocks November 27, 2006

Lot lizard blizzard 

It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.

Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!

Lot lizard blizzard by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016