A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

literally empty

when you have literally nothing left with a literal literally on the side of verbs

literally its everywhere

wanna know why i created this because i want a literally empty mug for my dad jose

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.

Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."

by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

literal syncopath

someone who doesn’t like m&m cookies.

he doesn’t like m&m cookies therefore he is a literal syncopath

by harry b styles May 24, 2021

literally what is this craziness

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by Qi_87 June 5, 2022

I literally died

In response to an attractive person/people.

I literally died during le sserafim's cover of love shot.

by SchottenZiga June 10, 2024