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Life Subscription

Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.

This plan includes:
- Default Settings

The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.

You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.
Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.
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Lifeliners

Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.

Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.

Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
I clean Protobaggins boots every morning = Lifeliners
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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Zain Life

When you snake your way out of certain responsibilities, by invoking the power of the almighty Lord Zin
"Get in goals bitch, you're missed every shot on target"

"Listen bro, I've still got my Zain Life"
by Thoroughly Suicidal December 14, 2019
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real life thug

when you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
saad's a real life thug
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022
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you write your life in indelible ink

(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.
son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
by Sexydimma May 5, 2013
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the nigga life

the life when you live in the hood and you gotta kill yo' nigga cause its for tha nigga life
tyrone: my nigga why you shot me i aint no crip you fool
jerome :nigga it was for the nigga life its just the life in the hood you knowhatimsayin?
by m4lar1a November 3, 2018
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Super Mario in Real Life

The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.
“I just saw Super Mario in Real Life.”
“Did he say ‘Spaghetti’?”
“No.”
by poobtheawesome April 13, 2020
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