ladder theory

The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.

However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).

Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*

by stainable September 8, 2007

ladera heights

"Ladera heights--basically the black Beverly Hills. If you live here, and you're black, you have it going on. The only thing wrong with these people is they never spend alot of money on clothes...I mean, the parents work their asses off and when they come home their whinny little kids say that they need to make a trip to the mall to buy the latest "skinny jeans" or whatever the trend is and they spend like 40 dollars on a pair of jeans from Urban Outfitters instead of waisting 200 dollars on True Religions...cause they're pimpin' like that.

"I'm home!" yells BlackLawyerMom.
"Mommy! I want to go buy clothes!" yells OreoGirl
"But dear, we just bought you that dress last week."
"BUT I WANT MORE!"
"Okay, I'll get the nanny!"
"But I don't want to spend alot on clothes, I'd much rather spend my money on my new computer and iPod."
"Okay..."
"GAWSHERS I'M SPOILED!" says OreoGirl as she prances out of her Ladera Heights home.

by Kate_dabazomb August 28, 2007

Layer Cake

Layer Cake is a British gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows XXXX A savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as "a gentleman of leisure" when he reaches the age of 30. According to him " I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine."

The title refers to the human social strata, especially in the British crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son

My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.

by MurderFlakes January 30, 2010

Layer Cake

Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.

"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)

by LordCoops January 22, 2006

seventh layer of hell

The term represents a particular lifestyle and mindset commonly found in small rural southern towns. The seventh layer of hell is marked with incest, drugs, domestic violence, child abuse and ignorance. The real distinction between this population and other populations is the general lack of insight that this type of environement is unhealthy.

Siler City, North Carolina, is the seventh layer of hell.

by Janet Smith June 19, 2008

Climb the Ladder

Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.

Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.

by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

Layde

An alternate form of the word lady in an attempt to be different or special

Layde is so much better than lady.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003