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tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all
last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log
by turtlevagina September 5, 2010
mugGet the tweedling the logmug.

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.
Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.
by NiggerButt May 16, 2014
mugGet the Snow on the Logmug.

Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.
Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
mugGet the Frosty Logmug.

Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever
Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG
by DefinitelyNotHooter March 7, 2021
mugGet the log pogmug.

log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017
mugGet the log dogginmug.

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
mugGet the BEEF LOGmug.

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