lamprey

A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.

Last night I totally did the lamprey on a chick's asshole.

by Scrim March 3, 2008

Hairy Lampshade

To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.

I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.

by volcomtoast July 5, 2009

Lampoon

The autocorrected form of lmao when too many o's are added. Can be used as the new and improved form of lmao, meaning laughing all my pretty objects off now.

OMG lampoon! That was so funny.

by Leggzrawrzz September 2, 2013

cold lamp

To have a cold lamp is to be insufficiently high from a drug, particularly after having recently been sufficiently high. A coke- and/or crackhead with a cold lamp is one who hasn't had another line or hit recently enough, or took a bump or hit of insufficient quantity. Can also be used as a verb.

"Yo, how's your lamp?"
"My lamp's cold, man, real cold. I got a real cold lamp over here."

by Boblowlaw June 21, 2006

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008

Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!

Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.

by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013

Lamphere

Pronounced "Lamfear", denotes a likable person who don't take no lip off nobody.

Dry ice.

That Lamphere showed that dude who wouldn't shut his mouth.

I wish I could move my hand but it's frozen due to holding this Lamphere.

by WripWrath June 1, 2009