last call lucy

The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.

"Man, I woke up this morning, and fucking last call lucy was right beside me. It burns to piss."

by Bots August 3, 2006

Last Train to Paris

A sexual act involving 5 individuals: 3 males and 2 females. The Last Train to Paris is when a male and female form a train of sexual intercourse, leading up to the remaining two males performing an Eiffel Tower. Hence "The Last Train to Paris".

Hey broski, remember that time where we walked in on Jeff and his friends catching the Last Train to Paris?

by The ball buster November 11, 2011

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

Last Hat

to love or to have affection for something

I last hat those shoes and that scarf.

by Gospel of Socrates October 8, 2008

Last Whoreders

The act of picking the "leftovers" (the ugly/fat girls) at a party, disco or similar location for the sole purpose of .
In a lot of British pubs a bell is ringed indicating the near shutting of the pub. Orders taken at this time are called "Last orders".

Brandon: "Man, this place is shutting soon and I got no place to sleep at. Where are all the hot chicks?"
Mark: "They're all taken already, tough luck. Looks like you gotta go for some Last Whoreders."

by Brolaire June 18, 2013

last leak

When a woman thinks she's off her period and stops wearing a pad/tampon only to realize later that she bled in her panties. Usually happens on the last day of a woman's period.

Person A: I wouldn't talk to Rebecca until she's had a shower.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Last leak.
Person B: Shit, that's nasty!

by K. Sakoori September 21, 2013

Last boss

A term used in popular media (namely manga and anime) used to refer to a 'last boss' character type in a comedic sense. Typically it is used when they meet or have to meet a powerful figure, sometimes even defeat them.

Since you joined the ninja club I'll give you your first assignment: defeat the student council president.

Why are we taking on the last boss first?!

by theassasin250 January 17, 2014