Keeley

Keeley is a big slag and she is obsessed with boys and she can’t keep to one she sucks on boys penis and she bites (suck not bite) she is a ugly little gremling and runs her mouth her mom is a prostitute and her dads a crackhead and also no one likes her she was kneed in the face and her highlights look like skunk fur

Keeley is a slag and can’t keep away from peoples boyfriends.

by urmoms,ahoe April 2, 2022

Feelin’ Keelin

The action when a teacher invites you for an afternoon groping session for a better grade

After class, I was invited for a Feelin’ Keelin session

by shartdragon January 10, 2021

Keely

A girl who looks like an angry psychotic man who constantly hurts people in every possible way just because there bored there’s nothing they love more than to act innocent they are absolutely hideous inside and out and deserve everything bad that happens to them they never know when to stop in a bad way and they constantly bit off more than they can chew they constantly have people leaving them not because they’re hard to figure out but because they can never be grateful if you break up with them you can say goodbye to having peace and quiet they will try to ruin your life in any way possible even if it’s old news love actually means nothing to them and will actually leave you in tears they never want to see you do better than them and are always acting immature they only use you for attention and after that your nothing if you ever do come across one just run and don’t look back your time is much better spent on yourself than a dramatic terrorist

Person: keely is a depressed obsessed loner

by Stupidlbitch March 24, 2020

Keelan

He got his girl stolen by his friend and he is sad now ;(

Man that guy is such a Keelan. Man I don’t want to be a Keelan

by உபூஉடமுரொஉமைஉழ May 13, 2019

Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Keeley Marx

Keeley Marx is a extremely hot girl and will always be your best friend, she loves to play golf and all sort of sport. And if you don't know any Keeley Marx, go and get yourself one now!

Neighbor: you know that girl's name? She is hot as!
Me: yeah, she is Keeley Marx, she is my girlfriend! Jealous?
Neighbor: Yeah, I am.

by ✨Lumière🕯🇫🇷 June 21, 2017

A-Keely's Hill

A brilliant meshing of the term "Achilles Heel" (referring to the legend of Greek mythology) with the name of a certain individual who will most likely appreciate this term's existence. It serves more or less the same purpose as the aforesaid term, but with an unexpectedly perfect vowel sound swap.

Weirdo 1: "Wow that chick has some questionable yet intriguing choices in clothing colors."
Bigger Weirdo: "Yeah, but I love it. You might say it's my A-Keely's Hill."

by Nate Mc January 18, 2008