June 6th

the only prettiest, talented, brilliant, smartest people are born on this day.

"Have you seen Jessica? She is so popular, I wonder how she does it all..."
"That's because she was born on June 6th."
"Oh makes sense.. I wish I was born on June 6th!"
"Same!"

by June6thFlora August 9, 2021

June 4th 1989

A nice sunny day where absolutely nothing happened. Especially not at the Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China.

Guy: "Ayo what happened on June 4th 1989?"
You: "Nothing."

by Donerank December 19, 2021

juneauism

The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.

I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)

by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022

June 1st

June 1st is kazoo at homophobic people.

Homophobic Person: “I don’t think gay people should have the right to marry, it’s just not right. The bible says-“

Everyone else on June 1st: *angry loud kazooing noises*

by y is it so hard 2 find a namw December 11, 2019

June 8th

National slap a bitch day. If you know a bitch, you are welcome to go up to them and slap them this day.

Heather: Hey Karen, did you know it’s June 8th?
Heather slaps Karen
Karen: Why would you do that?
Heather: It’s national bitch day!

by MyDadGay October 26, 2019

June 4

An absolute dumbass of a person. Usually pretty funny but also a complete and utter idiot. Some of the best people to be around but beware of unlucky times. Also beautiful as fuck

Aw man, he’s born on the 4th of June? Here we go..

Hey you mind if I bring a friend over? He’s born on June 4 so this should be fun.

by ThatOneDude26198 October 15, 2019

June 8th

June 8th is the day a beautiful girl/boy was born.If u know anyone who was born on this day than ur lucky.

Makeyla: “my cousin was born on June 8th and I’m really lucky to be related to her cus she is the best.”

by Kwbxiwodbdukw November 6, 2019