Joseph is a nice and amazing guy. He will help you threw everything no matter what it costs him. Joseph is a handsome guy. He keeps his promises. He also makes sure that your okay even if it means talking to you for a long time. Joseph is also one of the many guys who will stand up for himself and knows a lot of people. He’s definitely one of the strongest guys you’ll ever know. He pushes through everything. He’s also a guy who might be upset so just help him get through his hard times even if it means you getting chewed out. He’s still an overall amazing guy who will do anything to help you. Don’t underestimate him for sure. Don’t blow him off. If you do you may not get another chance because he’s been hurt so many times and he doesn’t want that again. It won’t be hard for you to fall in love with him. But it’ll take some time for him to fall in love with you because he doesn’t want to be hurt. Take good care of this amazing, nice, handsome, and lovely guy because he is one of the few good Joseph’s out there. Also make sure you treat him right. He’s very fragile. Don’t break him or you might lose him.
Girl 1: Dang have you heard of Joseph?? He’s a keeper for sure!
Girl 2: No, but he sounds like an amazing guy for sure by the way you have put him!
Girl 2: No, but he sounds like an amazing guy for sure by the way you have put him!
by Anonymous girl......... March 30, 2020
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2. Gives out STDs like their samples at costcos
3. Gotta lot of junk in the trunk
4. Serenades his cat to sleep
2. Gives out STDs like their samples at costcos
3. Gotta lot of junk in the trunk
4. Serenades his cat to sleep
by That one girl in your bed May 22, 2009
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“What a Joseph!”
by halseyisnice;; June 7, 2018
Get the Joseph mug.A slang term used throughout the south as example of an over-protective mother. Cajun Creole folklore has it that a mother by the name of Cathy was so over-protective of her son during his adolescences, that he went insane. One afternoon, the son snapped and went on a massacre, killing his mother, father, sister, and fellow pupils at the local schoolhouse. It is said that if you listen closely on southern fall nights, you can hear the whisper of Cathy's ghost.
by Michael LaNasa November 5, 2005
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Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
by nadarine January 11, 2011
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Joseph Smith created a cult, but his followers will tell you it is just as legitimate as any other religion. Except for the fact that all the world's scientists will tell you that New Mexico was not the cradle of civilization, and there is absolutely no evidence of Israelis in ancient America. Sorry, Joseph Smith had no idea of modern science when he was making up this crock of garbage.
Mormons aren't bad people, but they are stupid for believing in this gigantic load of bullshit. They also believe non-white people were cursed by God.
Joseph Smith created a cult, but his followers will tell you it is just as legitimate as any other religion. Except for the fact that all the world's scientists will tell you that New Mexico was not the cradle of civilization, and there is absolutely no evidence of Israelis in ancient America. Sorry, Joseph Smith had no idea of modern science when he was making up this crock of garbage.
Mormons aren't bad people, but they are stupid for believing in this gigantic load of bullshit. They also believe non-white people were cursed by God.
by the crusader November 8, 2007
Get the joseph smith mug.A place where you do what ever the fuck you want, a place where you make fun of fat kids like Gulli and Butler.. a place where you win State Championships, ( and own those fagots at Bergen Catholic at every fucking sport) a place where your math teacher will surround the desks in a circle and challenge you to a fight, a place where you yell your freshmen English teacher's first name. A place where you control the new Biology teacher and every time he tries to act tough and yell you laugh in his face, a place where your weight coach believes dinosaurs and Stuart little are still living and real a place where if you got a problem with someone you'll meet them at the bagel shop, a place where Mackie runs up to you to make sure your buttons are buttoned and that you are cleanly shaven, a place where deep down everyone knows the class of 2011 runs shit =)
" At Saint Joseph Regional High School Roger Kintish made us write essay's on stories after we repeatably yelled his first name!"
" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"
"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"
"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
by SJR king March 10, 2009
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