job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.

Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Job Precarization

The systematic transformation of employment itself into a source of permanent uncertainty and risk. Job precarization operates through the elimination of stable positions, the proliferation of temporary contracts, the outsourcing of permanent roles to gig platforms, the at-will erosion of job security, and the normalization of constant turnover. Unlike traditional unemployment (a temporary state), job precarization makes precarity the permanent condition: you always have a job, but you never have security—the job could disappear tomorrow, be algorithmically eliminated, be outsourced to someone cheaper, be redesigned to make your skills obsolete. The job itself becomes precarious, not just the worker.

Job Precarization Example: "He had worked there for seven years, but with at-will employment, constant restructuring, and the threat of outsourcing, he'd never felt secure—not unemployment, but Job Precarization, the transformation of long-term employment into permanent uncertainty."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Job Enshittification

The progressive deterioration of job quality, conditions, and meaning over time, while workers remain trapped by lack of alternatives. Job enshittification describes how positions that once offered dignity, security, or satisfaction are systematically degraded—responsibilities increase while pay stagnates, autonomy is replaced by algorithmic management, benefits are stripped, schedules become unpredictable, the work itself becomes meaningless or actively harmful. Each change is small, framed as "necessary adjustment," but cumulatively transforms decent jobs into traps. The job doesn't just stay bad; it actively worsens, year by year, until workers find themselves in positions they would never have accepted at the start.

Job Enshittification Example: "When she took the job, it had purpose, autonomy, and respect. Ten years later, with relentless 'optimization,' micromanagement, and meaningless metrics, she barely recognized it—not burnout, but Job Enshittification, the active decay of work itself."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

job application

something you use to get a real job

kyle doesn’t know what a job application is

by fridge123 October 21, 2025