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When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
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