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jamaican wipeout 

When going down on a girl with a hairy vag grab two handfuls of pubes twist them around your hands and head-butt said hairy vag!
"arthur gave carolyn that jamaican wipeout"

Jamaican Popsicle  

When you get so high you eat up all your food that you take a dump a put into the freezer and eat it like a popsicle
I was so high mon, that i made a jamaican popsicle

jamaican thirst 

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.
My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!

Jamaican Press Conference 

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

Jamaican Blood Transfer

When a man takes a large knife and shoves it up a Vigina he then twists the knife until a good amount of blood gets around her and on the knife. Then he takes the Blood-Soaked knife and shoves it up his Dickhole so a lot of her blood gets inside of him.
I had the best Jamaican Blood Transfer (JBT) last night! Your mom was Tight!

Jamaican hit

The larger amount of smoke you take in from a hit when you're high, because it feels less harsh.
Yo, me and Bob were so high yesterday. Should've seen the Jamaican hits we were taking.
Jamaican hit by Zetch September 3, 2013