Itch

An itch. Plural, for a group of hookers.

When I arrived at the convention in Las Vegas, I was confronted by a massive itch of hookers.

by Fluffy Juice February 14, 2020

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

hooter itch

That itch when you're watching porn

John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Itch

A slang term commonly used by tradesmen to refer to insulation, which causes an awfully itching sensation when it touches skin.

Hey new guy, go grab another bundle of itch!

by ImAsFreeAsABirdNow July 27, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013