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visonary investor

Someone who makes financial decisions while having some sort of insight of the near or far future. Any form of investment trading stocks seeing the direction of a company etc.
Ruso1 said he remembers when Netflix was only $5 dollars a share! He was to young to buy company shares but he told everyone they should! What an visonary investor!
by One World Anarchy July 23, 2019
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Infestion

Like an infestation.... minus a syllable.
Man, there is a fly infestion in this bitch.
by T4rG3Ts0ftw4r3h3Lpd35k February 21, 2009
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Incestiled

Being kicked out of your room so your roommate can have sexual intercourse with a blood relative.
Dude, I got incestiled last night so my roommate could fuck his sister.
by preed February 26, 2011
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infestasian

Whenever there is an abundance of Asians, most likely at an academic competition or music festival.
It was a complete infestasian at the State Science Fair. All of the Asians were judging our academic incapabilities.
by 2B_or_not_2B February 19, 2012
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Incestwood

When a male gets an erection when he gets turned on by his relative(s)
Albert gave a heart-warming hug to his sister and got turned on, as a result he got an incestwood.
by Flying Person February 5, 2014
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Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen
When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.
by PEARKAY April 24, 2014
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Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.
I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.
by Geimanx August 16, 2016
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