Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005

inpertinent

concentrated on a single area or subject or into a short time; very thorough or vigorously relating to the thing that is being thought about or discussed

It is very inpertinent that you transfer me to John.

by William J. Hersey May 19, 2016

incebtion

when you 🅱op your 🅱ussy to yourself 🅱opping your 🅱ussy, it is called ince🅱tion. If there is a clip of you 🅱opping your 🅱ussy and youop your 🅱ussy to it, that is incebtion

frank: IM 🅱OPPING MY 🅱USSY
computer: clip of frank 🅱opping his 🅱ussy to LA DEVOTEE

frank: this will now be called incebtion

by gabilliam is real October 24, 2017

Narcissistic Inception

Sharing multiple posts, blogs, videos, pages that you created on posts, videos, blogs, pages that you created.

Oh man did you see that video of JanisMan via JanisMan by JanisMan on JanisMan.com? It was Narcissistic Inception!!

by Rhondor February 10, 2014

Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

snake sneaky infection

infection of the tip of your penis puss and blue mold and scaring of the fore skin of the penis

sorry sir you got snake sneaky infection

by XAlaskan93X March 24, 2010

Inception

Conceiving a child from having anal sex, when semen drips into the vaginal opening.

Sentence; "Christy was dazed and confused when the doctor explained her baby was the bi-product of inception."

by saynotowindows August 17, 2010