Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020

HUmpernickel

Like Pumpernickel but for horny teenagers who like onlyfans too much.

"Damn bro I finna do a humpernickel"

"Bro you are such a fucking pimp.

by Uradpotedwithsprinkles December 30, 2020

Humpdilidumptious

A word used to describe an absolutely amazing, beautiful, sexy woman whose name may or may not be Abena

Man Abena you’re looking quite humpdilidumptious today

by TheUrbanDictuonaryItself April 18, 2021

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021

Humper

Humpin everything and everyone in site the humper thumper

This dang dog is humpin everything get him off my leg dang nasty humper

by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021

humpydumpy

humpy and dumpy yeah!

when you humpydumpy a man but dumpy your friend

by dkika October 11, 2021

humphdidiliumph

a longer term for humph, made to rhyme.

Humphdidiliumph, I left my pencil at home.

by AestheticPanda January 3, 2022