herma

A person of mixed gender. Have the "hardware" of both a man and woman. Further characteristics include; void of all emotions, oblivious to what others think, generally stupid. Will often embarras co-workers in meetings.

Did you see that Herma? An Adam's Apple and tits.. I'm gonna puke

by Bdude12 January 2, 2009

hermaphrodite

Any animal or human haveing both male and female genitalia

most common example of a hermaphrodite is a worm. But on rare ocasions can occur in humans. You're girl/boy friend drops there pants to reveal a penis and a vagina... whoaaa... than you fuck them anyways.

by Jaronamo Rain February 16, 2009

Hermaphroditees

Greek god/goddess of love.

Someguy: Man that hermaphroditees is hot!

by Saran May 29, 2003

herman

A herman is the police codeword for a couple that is screwing around in the back of a car (having sex, just in case you missed that). Herman's usualy head towards parks, dark areas, and behind businesses when they are active

Those hermans sure are rocking that car

by _nameless_ May 29, 2009

Hermaphretarded

A mix between a hermaphrodite baby, and a retarded one... created when nothing went right during conception.

Dr: Miss, i have bad news
Miss: What docter?
Dr: Your baby is... hermaphretarded
Miss: OH GOD!!!!
Nurse: so hows the baby–AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoo December 13, 2009

hermaphrodite

A term used by some glabbits to identify themselves and hopefully avoid persecution.

Pat's lawyer argued that a hermaphrodite doesn't actually have to have both male and female genitalia, just male and female characteristics. Some of these characteristics can be mental, emotional, psychological. Therefore, Pat, the Glabbit, became a USA Marine.

by Cris Brosis, bearded lady & "sword swallower" July 8, 2006

Herman

As made popular by the original musical, "A Very Potter Sequel", a musical parody of The Harry Potter Series. In the show, none of the characters can say Hermione Granger's name correctly, so they call her "Herman" and other variations of Hermione. such as Hermanin, Hermaninoid, Hermainee, , Hermananim, Hermononucleosis, and Herman-monster!

Delores Umbridge: "Bed time chil'ens... Don't let the boggarts bite! Oh-whoops, that's Hermi-Herman-Hermione.. Never mind." (taken from A Very Potter Sequel)

by mamaumbridge017 January 12, 2011