Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

hetermosexual

a staunch heterosexual percieved to be homosexual by gays and straights alike. A heterosexual couple clearly made up of two clueless homosexuals.

Sheila and Craig are engaged?? They both seem so gay. Silly hetermosexuals.

by James Damian Vickers January 28, 2004

hesperia

a location consisting of someone knowing someone knowing someone else from hesperia. no matter where i'm at or whom i'm talking to, someone knows someone from hesperia.

"my babys mommas daddys sister knows your friends lovers ex-boyfriend from hesperia."

"i took an internship in london and my roommate's friend is from hesperia"

"i live in los angeles and yet, half of my circle of friends are from hesperia but i didn't meet any of them until moving to la."

by sheeluvlee January 29, 2009

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009

heterobisexual

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

heterocurious

A homosexual with a nagging interest in switching back to straight-hood. At this juncture in their life, the individual is approximately 60% gay, 40% straight.

Did you see Big Gay Bruce check out the rack on that waitress? I'm worried he's heterocurious.

by Whitmore & Roth January 20, 2011