Pulling a Mitch Hedberg

As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg was a gifted comedian, who was on the verge of becoming a huge star, when he dropped dead in a hotel room from a drug over dose. He was speed balling (cocaine and heroin) when he dropped the fuck dead.
Pulling a Mitch Hedberg refers to a situation where a person is just about to succeed, wildly beyond their dreams, and just when it is within their grasp, they screw it up and lose, often with fatal results. Kurt Cobain and James Dean are NOT examples, because they had both become huge stars before their life styles killed them. Possible basketball great Len Bias, who overdose on cocaine after signing with the Bulls but before he could play with them, is an example.
Don't pull a Mitch Hedberg kids, that shit is not cool.

Hey, did you hear Tommy died?
Yup, dat boy was celebratin' his scholarship to Duke and drank drived his ride into the lake.
Damn, that boy pulled a Mitch Hedberg.

Man your record is going to go platimium, you better put that cocaine down.
No shit, I don't want to be pulling a Mitch Hedberg.

by Baron Von Blucher, MD November 19, 2010

haberdashery

lexi’s favorite word ever, she doesn’t really understand what it is but it sounds good

i like the word haberdashery

by arappernamedlexi January 6, 2018

hebrew quality

Another way of saying a cheap or crappily made product.

These $10 shoes fell apart after I wore them for two days. They're hebrew quality.

by John Frederick Cannon December 27, 2007

myah hebert

Myah Hebert is a hottttt person.... She can me a good rapper when she wants to she gets all of the guys but mostly wierdos.. She is short brown hair and blue eyes that are extremely pretty.

Myah Hebert is a hot mothafucker and had bestfriends named abbie Joyce and Samantha

by Poopalumpalump December 13, 2014

[Hebrew Steamroller]

when fucking a jewish girl in the ass, you take your dick out and let her shit on your chest. then she rolls back and forth over it, as to resemble a steamroller.

Dwayne: Dude, how was your night with Sarah?
Mike: Great! She gave me a Hebrew Steamroller.

by Raging Alcoholic February 22, 2009

Haberdashery

Private parts, especially the pubic hair region

Put some pants on- you don't want everyone seeing your haberdashery!

by Gram Smith August 1, 2013

piss strawbarrys (in hebrew: tashtin tutim)

this means that you will laught so hard and as a result strawbarry will come out your ass.

hear a very funny joke and piss strawbarrys

by anna kalamares August 27, 2005