heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
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Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023
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Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.
"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie
by mythicaldictionary April 09, 2019
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The Heard witch hunt.

The 2022 a witch hunt occurred against viral social media actress AmberHeard, this ironic slander included the likes of: popular YouTubers, anti-heard merch, uninformed memes, and misogynistic men looking for clout.

And dispite the overwhelming amount of evidence against Depp, his case being lost in the UK and the sun's article exposing him and the many evidence of bots from Depp, by the CEO of bot sentinel (which is not biased don't believe conservatives) the jury, which included fans of Depp, voted against heard, which was evidence enough they were biased.
by Anonymus_ June 08, 2022
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No way to be heard

No one understands what I say. What is the point.

Everyone is confused. The world is dying
No way to be heard.
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 02, 2022
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Nah, but i've heard of it

What your friend tells you when they got no idea what you're talking about, but they don't wanna be rude
Yooo dude you see that new apple jet pack?

Nah, but i've heard of it
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