Hannes

Hannes is the most perfect being that was ever created in the universe. People who are lucky enough to get to meet someone named Hannes should mark this day as the best day that they ever had.
Hannes are in every way the most talented and skilled person and also the most handsome. If anyone should be lucky enough to be their girl/boyfriend they must have enormous luck.

Person 1: Dude did you saw this guy at the bar?
Person 2: This super handsome guy?
Person 1: Yeah, I bet his name was Hannes!

by Cooler_Dude May 5, 2019

harnest

The fur of a raccoon or Wiesel

That nasty hoe looks like she’s wearing a harnest on her head.

by Malicki May 15, 2019

Haines city

Bro that high school got some weird ass Emo chicks that likes anime to the extreme like omfg throw the whole school away

Clara: “Have you heard of that emo girl that talks about hentai way too much in our school in Haines city?”

Mitchell: “God, oh god. Yes.”

by Gaykidsaregay May 29, 2019

Hayes Johnson

The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.

"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Hannes

Big ol tits

Look at that Hannes

by Xx-69Coolboy69-xX September 18, 2019

Hayes

Hayes is the HOTTEST boy youll ever meet. The cutest couple is when a Hayes gets together with a Teagan

Teagan: omg I just got a boyfriend Samatha: Really? What’s his name

Teagan: Hayess

Samantha: that’s what I thought he’s HOT!
Teagan: you better back off my man

by Mynameisjoemama November 25, 2019