by Adolfloda September 10, 2007
Get the Hatorade mug.A person who works out in public just to be seen, Hato's are easy to spot at the gym as they tend to stare at them selves in the mirror or can be found flexing their muscles in public staring at them in a dreamy state seemingly unaware of how this might look ridiculous to the general public around them.
by Crumb82 November 19, 2007
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by randomcuriosity February 1, 2008
Get the Sow Hats mug.Kinda like Schrodinger's douchbag but you take it a step further and act like a spoiled brat when people call you out.
I saw this one YouTuber i liked but recently i hear they caught Arin Hanson Syndrome so they're receiving alot of hate.
by IR-wolf04 August 15, 2020
Get the Arin Hanson syndrome mug.Emperor Judge- Would you like firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats?
First convict (with all the menacing humorless brevity he can muster)- I'll take firing squad, I'm firing squad hard. I was born a marine, so I don't have to actually join the armed forces to be what I'm destined to be.
Emperor judge- Okay, you got it, firing squad it is for you.
Emperor judge to second convict- Would you like firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets?
Second convict- I've always been a roughneck, so I'll take hanging by the neck to show em' even if I die, I can still hang.
Emperor judge- Okay, we will hang you, it should be fun!
Emperor judge to third convict- What about you, do you want firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats?
Third convict- I'll take getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats for 5,000 Trebek!
Emperor judge- I don't think I've ever met a convict so eager to die. Before you start thinking this is going to be funny, you do know how long it is actually going to take two midgets to cut you in half and split you don't you? They have to reciporicate about four times for every one time a regular person has to do it, it's not going to be fun for you, but I'm going to order a feast to watch my favorite kind of execution.
First convict (with all the menacing humorless brevity he can muster)- I'll take firing squad, I'm firing squad hard. I was born a marine, so I don't have to actually join the armed forces to be what I'm destined to be.
Emperor judge- Okay, you got it, firing squad it is for you.
Emperor judge to second convict- Would you like firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets?
Second convict- I've always been a roughneck, so I'll take hanging by the neck to show em' even if I die, I can still hang.
Emperor judge- Okay, we will hang you, it should be fun!
Emperor judge to third convict- What about you, do you want firing squad, hanging by the neck, or getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats?
Third convict- I'll take getting sawed in half by two midgets wearing elf hats for 5,000 Trebek!
Emperor judge- I don't think I've ever met a convict so eager to die. Before you start thinking this is going to be funny, you do know how long it is actually going to take two midgets to cut you in half and split you don't you? They have to reciporicate about four times for every one time a regular person has to do it, it's not going to be fun for you, but I'm going to order a feast to watch my favorite kind of execution.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
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Can be used as an insult or as a sign of friendship!
In the case of an insult the word "f*cking" is often added in front!
Some describe it as a new-and-improved version of the word Gangsta
Can be used as an insult or as a sign of friendship!
In the case of an insult the word "f*cking" is often added in front!
Some describe it as a new-and-improved version of the word Gangsta
"Waddup my Geeze hat?", "You and your homies are all f*cking Geeze Hats!", "Come on Geeze hat, Come get me!"
by Eric bergner February 18, 2007
Get the Geeze hats mug.noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.
1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!
by Steve James Gates October 16, 2008
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