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Shaq-Hammered

The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
after 10 shots of Patron last night i was Shaq-Hammered and almost went home with that fat girl.
by B Mann March 2, 2009
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sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011
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blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
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Black Hammer

A word commonly used to describe a black man's with an exceptionally large penis. Describes in two words what happens when a black man whips out his penis.
Thud!
When asked why he's called black hammer, "Because when I whip out my penis it hits the floor and makes a thud."
Gamer name: BlackHammer
by SlapDatHoe February 15, 2014
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hammerdasher

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo
"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."
by JKrieg March 8, 2008
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hammerbang

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.
Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?
by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008
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hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011
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