Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.

Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.

by CaptainFluffernutter May 1, 2015

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 28, 2019

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013

ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.

Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022

Holding hams

When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.

Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!

by Dr. Kep June 23, 2014

Slap the ham

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019