When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.
hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.
my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club
my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club
by BooM SquaD March 5, 2011
Get the ham call mug.A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Get the ham arms mug.To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011
Get the Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers mug.The act of defining a previously benign phrase as something vulgar or obscene. Popularized by a the penny-arcade strip 'Prefanity.'
by m effin dumby July 22, 2009
Get the ham doctor mug.I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.
How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
by Stalkerro March 27, 2016
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