case hat

when someone puts an empty case of beer on his (almost always male) head. generally what the drunkest douche at any given party inevitably ends up wearing. extreme case hattees may even poke eye and mouth holes in their case hat, for prolonged case hatting.

Bro, you shoulda been at Rick's party last night. Tim got totally axed and put on a case hat, and then he fell down and we beat the shit out of him with a big wooden spoon.

by Maxville June 1, 2009

Sex Hat

Peter has a very hood Sex Hat

Marine find's the Sex Hat really fucking hot, and she would fuck him in an instant, if he pulls up in the Sex Hat

by sadboiluke September 19, 2020

green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife

MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

Green hat

NTR, cuckold.

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.

by halmstad May 30, 2019

monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg

monk hats protect the monkes!

by monk moky June 23, 2021

hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018

Lincoln's Hat

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

by Noxid625 May 2, 2016