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Hasselhoffing

I attribute this word to "lousy acting skills"
"Gee, that was some bad Hasselhoffing"!
by kdawg52 December 10, 2006
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hasselhoffed

1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.
Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!

Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
by dailyemerald.com/4front May 21, 2007
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hasselhoffed

The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.
Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed
by Nick Paganelli May 25, 2007
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The David Hasslehoff

1)After cumming into a girls mouth you say, "Oh No!, your drownin in cum, let me throw you my booies to save you!" and then you shove your balls in her mouth.

2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)

3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.

4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3
Girl: "Whats the David Hasslehoff?"
Guy: "Let me show you"

Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"
by Red-Head December 30, 2005
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HasselAss

1. Used to describe a person who acts like Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Traits to describe are usually a blonde, woman, who supports the Republican administration, usually rich, and stupid, loud, thinks everyone who dosen't agree with her is a facist, and is unliked by the majority of people.

2. Also see bitch
Ex.

Person A:*flips her bleach blonde hair while pulling out $100 bills "I support the war in Iraq! They're the ones that destroyed the world trade centre!!"
Person B: "Your such a HasselAss!!"
by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009
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Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!
by Alexandra April 2, 2005
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reverse Hasselhoff

when you place a picture of David Hasselhoff on your own screen and wait for a nosy friend to look at your screen.
after being Hasselhoffed, one lures that person to view a picture of Hasselhoff.
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff
by super-dude-h March 31, 2009
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