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gypsy muggle 

Noun. A creature marked by a condition of dishevelment or despair; often marked by a snaggle-tooth (or multiple), beady eyes, and carny-like characteristics; possesses little known positive attributes, and often compared with its counterpart: swan marmasir.
Yo Shanalyala passed a gypsy muggle on her way to work last night and it tried to bite her ankle and steal her orange juice!

Steven, stop being such a gypsy muggle!
gypsy muggle by Sir Marmasir October 21, 2011

gypsy jewels 

the beautiful droplets of water that form on the ceiling of a steam sauna and occasionally fall down on your face and body, cleansing your sins and your soul with their majestic powers, which were endowed by the mountain gypsy king
I had a very belligerent weekend in Mammoth, so I snuck into the health club sauna and let the magic gypsy jewels heal me and renew my soul.
gypsy jewels by lipsattak November 19, 2011

Gypsy Juice 

Incredibly cheap wine made from fruit juice bought at walmart, as much table sugar as will disolve in it, a packet of brewers or bakers yeast, and fermented for a minimum of 2 weeks.
Wow, that gypsy juice tastes so bad!!!

last weekend we got yiddled on gypsy juice

i made 3 litres of gypsy juice for a buck fifty
Gypsy Juice by teeboy December 5, 2012

Gypsy Wank 

Masturbating with your hand covered in shit.
My mother was pleased to walk in on me whilst I was having a gypsy wank.
Gypsy Wank by Ryisheodheb August 1, 2017

gypsy carpet 

The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.
Cory: Where have my chests gone?

Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil

Cory:Never mind I just died

Gypsy Cock 

A Bad Insult To Someone, Meaning They Look/Smell Or Have The Hygiene Of A Gypsy's Penis. Which Is Really Extremely Dirty.
1.Ew Gtfo You Gypsy Cock.
2.Look At That Sick Gypsy Cock Over There
Gypsy Cock by BlackGingerMAn September 22, 2010