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Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.
There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!
by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019
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Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.
Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...
by SxLaughter August 7, 2010
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grundle punt

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.
by Gicky September 4, 2007
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Grundle

It's the piece of skin between your asshole and your testicles.
My grundle itches. Your face resembles my grundle.
by Andy motherfucking Moseley February 10, 2009
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grundle

Male: The region between the scrotum and the asshole.

Female: The region between the vagina and the asshole.

Also known as a "taint"
"It feels good when you lick my grundle."

"Why is it called a taint?"
"Because it taint da pussy and it taint da asshole."
by Fat Dave February 18, 2004
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Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.
The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.
by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004
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grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.
Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart
by Peter Boardman October 8, 2005
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