**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.
**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."
**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."
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A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
/slang, bedroom mischief
A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.
Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.
Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.
We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
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George: "Dude, where were you?"
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."
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