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groomer

either a dog groomer or the worst kind of human beings
1. the nearest dog groomer is around 13 meters from my house

2. kill yourself groomer
by DisguisedDevil December 7, 2022
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groove

1. An expression of agreement or understanding.
2. To agree or to understand -- as used in a question.

(Note: In this context, groove is not to be used in conjunction with a subjective pronoun, i.e. "Do you groove?" or "I groove.")
Guy 1: "This is just between you and me. Groove?"
Guy 2: "Groove."
by Sugar Fish November 7, 2008
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Grooms

The ultimate trump card. A way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.
Amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. Grooms!
by F Company Bandit April 22, 2011
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Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.
Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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Grommet

Grommet is a mythical animal used for college physics problems as a projectile. The rodent-like animal shows much curiosity in sciences and appears to demonstrate several humanistic qualities.

The animal is usually described as "The Grommet" although they appear in large bunches when required. Such groups are referred to as flocks due to their tendency to find themselves brought into existence only to be airborne. As such their species has evolved to be of a highly durable, impact resistance creature.

They also exhibit tendencies to wear crash helmets, Viking helmets, capes, and Santa suits.

Origin stems from misconception of the word "Grommet" and "Gerbil" during a student's physics quiz. Student did not find it amusing that a gerbil would be dropped from a tall and aloud to impact the ground, although concern for small animals was lost after be told that a "Grommet" was a small metal washer type object and not an animal.
On earth, the Grommet runs horizontally off a 6 meter cliff at 1.6 m/s, at what time will he land?
by Scotty Bones October 19, 2008
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groove

I feel like, groove...
by wielebnyy November 23, 2009
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grommet

My grommet itches. I enjoy the feeling of the cool leather against my grommet.
by Gumaraid February 28, 2011
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