Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

Grandma-sized

the typical “plump” figure that many grandmas have.

mee-maw is SO grandma-sized

by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

Nevaehs grandma

A homophone who pushes people off sinks

"Wow my grandma did that not me!"-vaeh nevaehs grandma

by The new bitch on da block February 12, 2022

dora's grandma

When you are an absolute sepi

Man, you are an absolute mother fucking dora's grandma sepi

by mother fucking kim kardashian February 17, 2021