Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.

Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!

by Eric Luck May 9, 2024

Goopy Kick

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.

Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Goopy Geer

He is a dog ripoff of goofy that was made in 1932 by Warner Bros., Rudolf Ising, and Looney tunes.

Hey, where's Goopy Geer?, where is Goopy

Geer?

by Bosko Looney tunes March 1, 2025

Goopy Sloopy

A word used to describe people who are very close, but platonic

Bro 1: Hey bro, will you be my Goopy Sloopy? 🥺
Bro 2: I uh... wow, this is just... yes, I will

by The Bussy Buster March 4, 2025

Goopy Shloopy

The act of giving head

Bro, your girlfriend gives the best goopy shloopy

by The Goopster April 10, 2025

Guppy

A Guppy (or gup) is someone of low social, economical, intellectual, and moral status and intelligence. There isn’t a defined way to know if someone is a guppy or not, you just know; or they look it up on urban dictionary / ask what it means.

Cameron: What’s good bro
Lucas: Shut up you little Guppy

by The Definition Maker-Upperer April 14, 2025

guppy face

the most horrible and offensive thing you can call someone.

"sam from glee is such a guppy face"

by troutyeemouuth January 26, 2026