goon

To masturbate excessively but not completing an orgasm.

Dave- You need to stop gooning!

by Sir Pronouncealot January 6, 2026

Goon Light

Exceptionally good down lighting that highlights the display on well defined muscles.

Nick became overwhelmingly happy after her finished his strict curls because his arms looked absolutely jacked in the goon light.
See also: “Dancing in the Goon Light”

by JustDancinInTheGoonLight November 22, 2020

goon rat

Absolutely anything you ducking want

Fucking goon rat

by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017

Goon Of Fortune

Derived from the popular game show 'Wheel of Fortune', this involves pegging a number bags of goon to a rotary clothesline such as the very Australian, Hills Hoist. Partners stand around the clothesline and the host (usually in a dress) spins the clothesline and goon of fortune is shouted out. When the bags stop whatever partners, one must scull the goon whilst the other partner performs some sort of stunt (running around, push ups etc) come back and tag their partner who stops drinking. This continues until the goon runs out.

1: Dude, what happened to your shirt.
2: Goon of fortune.

by spooned May 24, 2005

Goon City

A ton of punk ass white boys who make autotune music and post it on soundcloud. That shit is ass but its still good

This is the Goon City, and you can't get in!

by cokccunt January 13, 2021

Goon Gang

A hacking group known for IoT malware, doxing Internet personality’s , DDoSing popular websites and businesses, And many other illegal activities that involve hacking. The groups motives are unclear now and the supposed “leader” of the group goes by the name “Joshtimeouts” or “El Diablo” (The Devil).

Goon gang on top

by Anonymous Researcher October 13, 2020

goon shit

The act of doing things against the law that are funny

Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?

by Joker Stroker September 24, 2016