gotchem

When you gottem but also gotcha good. If you say gotchem you are instantly the superior being in any situation. Always say gotchem because if you don’t you will be a loser forever.

PRANKED I GOTCHEM SO GOOD YOU’RE A LOSER!!!

by wptvdisease September 27, 2018

gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

Gotch

Short for Gotcha

"I might be a little later than I thought"
"Gotch"

by DillBee January 6, 2021

glitchability

a very sexy man who gets hoes

damn, glitchability is sooo sexy and cool

by AAAAAAAA56 October 18, 2021

God gotcha!

Said when something bad happens to someone who recently did or caused something bad to another, usually the person stating the phrase.

A man has his credit card rejected after cutting an old lady in line at the grocery store. The old lady notices and promptly announces, "God gotcha!" in the direction of the frustrated and now bitter man.

by Grandma Gee September 18, 2008

Gotcha pepper

That little hot pepper found (one way or the other) in a batch of General Tso's Chicken available at any Chinese food restaurant.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY MOUTH IS ON FIIIIRE!!!

Dude, you found the gotcha pepper!

by TheRealArkayn April 8, 2009

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010