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Cum Goblets

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010
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beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.
When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!
by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010
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skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles
dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles
by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011
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talent goggles

To find someone attractive because of their talent, and not because they're good looking (cause they're really not...)

Equivalent, and sometimes more dangerous, than beer goggles.
I thought he was attractive cause he was such a good dancer!! But he's not...I had my talent goggles on.
by Talent Whore May 20, 2011
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Desperate goggles

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
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fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011
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ganja goggles

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"
by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015
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