One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.
Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.
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Get the Garfield mug.an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.
Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?
Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.
Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.
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