German cloth

urinating on someones bed,drying it with a blow dryer and having them sleep on it.

I German Clothed mose last night, he thought it smelled of piss

by akiva lerma March 19, 2011

german

Germans are quite rational. Most of them think before they do anything; or try to, if possible. Therefore, they sometimes act cold. But they aren't. Most of them think a lot of old disciplines like honesty, accuracy and diligence. Sometime too much..
Germany has a lot of good people, art and music is loved; but there is a great influence of a suggested american lifestyle, suggested by bad hollywood films.

Nazi's are hated. They are mainly called as dump, rude and everytime able to club *anyone*. That can be a German too, the question is - if he's "in the way". In Germany, they're called "Neo-Nazi's", because they mainly don't have anything to do with Hitler. They use his' symbols, but they have different "aims".

By the way, I'm German, and I LOVE THIS language. It's because you can express a lot in "lyrical pictures":

"money-free"
You won't understand the word money-free, it doesn't exist. In German it is possible to mix both up, to get a complete new expression. Money=Geld, free=frei (it acts here as an adjective):

"Ich bin geldfrei!" means(with a comical sense): "I don't have money!". It isn't possible to say: I am(or have) money-free(which was the word-by-word translation).

And THATS the most beatiful thing in the german language! A fantastic, free use of words, which *make* new senses, and give excatly that expression, which is meant.

by German12 May 2, 2006

German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time

Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!

by bobbyjoechris December 28, 2004

German Trance

A sub-genre of hard trance, most producers of which are from Germany characterised by dark and brooding melodies, pulsating basslines, and really messed up vocal samples that you would never want your grandmother to hear. Does not refer to only trance from Germany and as such Dark Trance would be a better name.

Hennes and Cold, Kan Cold, Uberdruck Boys and Ad Nauseum.

by satan_666 May 13, 2005

german weiner geiner

someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.

also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.

"you're such a german weiner geiner!"

by Bonnie Boo May 6, 2008

German Tow Truck

When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.

I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!

by alwayshere April 27, 2009

German Quickscope

1. When you are really, really horny, and you randomly shove your penis in to a random hole with extreme force. (i.e. light socket, mouth, and so on and so forth)

2. When you are extremely horny and you shove your dick in to the wall and make a big ass hole.

Dude, i was so horny and pissed last night when my girlfriend left, i just German Quickscoped the wall.

by WezPac April 25, 2011